Bertrand the Great...

...space trucker extrordinaire, bent on delivering his cargo no matter what crisis looms its head around the next meteor storm, whether it be a schoal of lunar dragons, angry at being woken from their century long slumber or a band of space brigands, set in the belief that Betrands cargo, really belongs to them...

...Pilot of the Space Dub, as we speak he is about to commence the last leg of his latest delivery, to leave space service station Fromage4 bound for the ominously named planet X; a routine job, normal in every way, save for one...